A Short Story For You

A man went to pray to god and made a wish, "Oh god, pls let mi strike lottery."
God replied :" Ok, i will help u."
The 2nd day the man went back to find god, "Oh god, pls let mi strike lottery."
God replied :" Ok, i will help u."
The 3rd day the man went back to find god again, "Oh god, pls met mi strike lottery."
God was angry, " How the Fuck am i suppose to help u when u didn't even buy a lottery ticket?!"

Iced...

I'm frozen... Been in the freezer for 2 days le... Totally lost inside... Cold, hunger, selfless, hopeless and dunno where to find the exit... Its totally sealed up... No outside air able to penetrate thru it... I guess i'll juz stay inside for a few more days ba... I'm still clinging on to the hope tat a fire will melt down all the ice...